1 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,948 (ALARM BUZZES) 2 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,851 (GRUNTS) 3 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,834 Honey, wake up. 4 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,771 You sleep okay? 5 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,806 Oh, me? Oh, never better. 6 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,775 Like a log. Good 'cause your shower's ready. 7 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,343 (EXHALES) Oh, thanks. 8 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,692 (TAPPING) 9 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,059 Good morning. 10 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,865 Morning, Alex. 11 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,634 (YAWNING) Morning. Hi, mommy. 12 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,835 Did you sleep good? 13 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,370 Mmm-hmm. I'll wake Kenny. 14 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:19,773 Okay, but don't touch his woobie. 15 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,475 RADIO JOCKEY: It's gonna be a beautiful in Detroit today. 16 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:24,612 The weatherman says we're going to have sunny skies. 17 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,013 And I'll tell you what, there's a lot of traffic out there. 18 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,815 A lot of beautiful cars though. 19 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,883 We want you to roll up the window, lean back 20 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,052 and enjoy all the good sounds that we're gonna be playing for you 21 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,854 but, of course, though I always play... 22 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,856 Alex, don't. No! 23 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,002 Ahhh! Damn! 24 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,711 Morning, baby. 25 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,415 (TOY CHIMING SOFT MUSIC) 26 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,721 Hi, sweetie. 27 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:11,225 How are you? How did you sleep? Hmm? 28 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,826 Shall we go get daddy? 29 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,295 Shall we? Okay. 30 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,899 There we are. 31 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,534 Good morning. Good morning. Morning, campers. 32 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,903 How's everybody? 33 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,475 Hiya, Megan. Great. Trucks. 34 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,617 (SIGHS) What are we... 35 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,254 What are we watching here, Kenny? 36 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,825 Robots. Thank you. 37 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,429 Thanks, Meg. Okay. 38 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,932 Here's the joke of the day. 39 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,234 What's green and rides through the west? 40 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,904 The lone pickle. The lone pickle. 41 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,106 Okay. They're on to me, hon. 42 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,207 We're all on to you, honey. 43 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,442 (HORN HONKS) 44 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,611 That's them. I got to go. 45 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:09,082 Okay, baby. Good-bye. Thanks. 46 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,485 Don't change a thing. Leave that face exactly like that, all right? 47 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:14,655 I don't want it washed by the time I come home 'cause it looks great. 48 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,097 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 49 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,671 Call me later! 50 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:31,705 (SIGHS) 51 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:36,944 (GROANS) 52 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,514 Oh, man! What's the record 53 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,350 for the least amount of sleep ever? 54 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,851 I think Lindbergh has it. 55 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,820 Yeah? Well, I think I beat him last night. 56 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,422 You heard anything, Jinx? 57 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,157 If I did, wouldn't I tell you guys? 58 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,460 Not necessarily. That's right. 59 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:55,028 You didn't tell Lou until after he chipped in for gas money. 60 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:59,433 Hey, fellas, I'm telling you it's as simple as this. If you can't sell cars, 61 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,300 you can't pay people. 62 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,373 Now, come on. Come on, relax. 63 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,641 I like splitting gas money four ways. 64 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,209 (ALL LAUGHING) 65 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,816 (HORN HONKS) 66 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,196 (INAUDIBLE) 67 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,009 Hey! 68 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,411 Hey, Butler! 69 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,545 How you doing, Jeff? 70 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,480 Having a good time? 71 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,682 I love it! You know, I love coming down here, 72 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,018 watching something go from the drawing board 73 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,853 to the assembly line. It's a treat. 74 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,187 Yeah, it's thrilling for us, too. 75 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,824 Yeah, real thrilling. 76 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,426 What's the matter, boys? You look a little depressed. 77 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,193 You worried about the Lions? 78 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,663 They're slow starters. Don't worry. It's pre-season. 79 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,265 (CHUCKLING) Hey! We ain't worried about the Lions. 80 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,535 What we're worried about is the lines. 81 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,602 Amen. 82 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,003 Lines? 83 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,672 Yeah. Unemployment lines, 84 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,407 welfare lines, food lines. 85 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:14,341 You know? All those lines. 86 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,743 Lines. Lines. 87 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,746 Yeah. 88 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,514 You know, me and my wife went to the movies the other night. 89 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,416 We saw Rocky. 90 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,252 And I'm watching this movie and I'm thinking, 91 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,620 there's something about this movie 92 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,689 that reminds me of this situation at work, you know? 93 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,524 Which Rocky was it? 94 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,960 One or two or three? 95 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,928 Uh, one, I think. I don't know. 96 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,264 Who was he fighting? 97 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,867 Hey, did he have a mohawk? Like Mr. T? 98 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:40,934 I don't know. I don't remember. 99 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,603 The point is, 100 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,805 here's a guy who's taking a pretty bad beating, you know. 101 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,074 He's up against the ropes. His eye's cut. 102 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,309 Was his manager dead or alive? 103 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,545 All right, forget Rocky. 104 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,946 All right, forget I brought it up. Get it out of your head. 105 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,314 The point is, 106 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,717 when you're down, 107 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,418 you're not necessarily out. 108 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,120 You know? I mean... 109 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,123 I mean, you gotta hang tough. 110 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,460 I don't know. 111 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,295 WOMAN ON PA: Jack Butler, report to the staff office. 112 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,898 I gotta go, guys. See you later. 113 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,666 Well, hang tough, baby! 114 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,767 (MIMICS ROCKY'S THEME SONG) Yeah, be Rocky! 115 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,435 Watch his right! Watch his left! 116 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,970 (ALL LAUGHING) 117 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,173 They're gonna knock him out, baby. Rocky. 118 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,809 You think so? He didn't see Rocky. 119 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,447 (BOTH GRUNTING) 120 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,585 JACK: Larry! 121 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,853 Larry! 122 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,492 (SCREAMING) Are you crazy? What did you do that for? 123 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,327 Why didn't you tell me this morning I was being canned? 124 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,596 I couldn't say anything until it was official! 125 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,298 Wait a minute! Wait a minute, guys. Wait! 126 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,302 Jinx! 127 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,605 You did it, didn't you? 128 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,174 You fired these guys after all they contributed. 129 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,976 Jack... Ah, don't "Jack" me... 130 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,811 After the support... Jack. 131 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,947 Oh, man. After the devotion they gave you. 132 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,348 You're fired, too. 133 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,683 And now, they fire me. 134 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,251 I'm fired? 135 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,221 You son of a bitch! 136 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:11,625 (BOTH GRUNTING) I'll kill you! 137 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,193 You're not fired. 138 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,662 Technically, you're furloughed. 139 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,530 Why don't you give me a break? 140 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:19,032 I'm telling you there's blood all over my slide rule. 141 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,702 None of it's yours, Jinx. 142 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,904 Oh, come on. Come on. 143 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:27,140 Something's gonna turn up. You guys are terrific engineers. 144 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,743 You're too damn good not to catch on somewhere. 145 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,244 Where am I gonna catch on, Jinx? 146 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,080 Where are we gonna catch on? Nagasaki? 147 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,748 The Ruhr Valley? 148 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:37,484 You know, you're not exactly walking out of here empty-handed. 149 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,386 You got your full severance, huh? 150 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,188 You got your profit-sharing. 151 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,056 Here. 152 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,658 Guess what. 153 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:45,759 Surprise. 154 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,398 Full pro-rata refund for this month's gas. 155 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,603 Great! There's only one more thing I want. 156 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,037 What's that? Disability! 157 00:08:57,070 --> 00:09:00,608 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 158 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,075 Larry! Larry! Come on! No! 159 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,844 Come on, Larry. Come on. 160 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,045 Keep that sense of humor, buddy. That's critical. 161 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,346 Hey, jeez! 162 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,282 Hold it! Hold it! Larry! 163 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,051 Get him off! 164 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,020 MEN: * Plop, plop, fizz, fizz 165 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,023 * Oh, what a relief it is * 166 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,290 (MEN LAUGHING) 167 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,731 Hey, Jack. Keep in touch. Yeah. 168 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,532 I will, Larry. You all right? 169 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,935 Oh, yeah. Okay. 170 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,737 'Cause remember what Jinx said. 171 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,905 BOTH: "Keep that sense of humor. It's critical." 172 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:32,773 (ALL LAUGHING) 173 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,241 Love you, Jack. 174 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,388 Alex! Kenny! Come on! Hurry up! 175 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,623 That's good. 176 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,424 Step two! Hup, two, three, four. 177 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,493 That's it. 178 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,829 Nice, boys. You look real nice. 179 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,298 Does daddy know he got fired, yet? 180 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,668 Yes, he knows but we're not gonna mention it to him, are we, honey? 181 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,402 We want daddy to feel good, don't we? 182 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,137 You hear that? He's coming now. 183 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,073 Everybody smile real big. 184 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,140 Hi, Dad. 185 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,277 Hey. 186 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,680 Hi. Boy, you guys look nice. 187 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,482 (DOOR CLOSING) 188 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,284 Do you all have dates or something? 189 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,620 We heard you got fired. 190 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,956 Laid off. Just laid off, honey. 191 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,992 Technically furloughed, sport. 192 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,359 You're not a bum, are you, Daddy? 193 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,494 No, but I'm working on it. 194 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,263 Do you want my woobie? 195 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,331 JACK: Actually, I kind of would like it. 196 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,366 But, instead, I'll take a kiss. 197 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,937 Okay. Come on, everybody. 198 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,206 Let's eat dinner. All right, we're having special dinner tonight. 199 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,708 What are we having? CAROLINE: Colonel chicken. 200 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,309 KENNY: Yay! JACK: We can't afford that. 201 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,377 KENNY: Let's enjoy it. It may be our last. 202 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:07,000 You know, I know this sounds crazy, 203 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,069 but I actually feel great. 204 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,471 I don't know why. I don't know why but I feel great. 205 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,174 I do, you know, because I don't know. 206 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,377 Now I'll have the time to do some work around the house I've been wanting to get to. 207 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,812 And, you know, we're in pretty good shape. 208 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,514 Yeah, we are? Oh, wow. 209 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,151 Wait a minute. What? You think I'll never get another job again? 210 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,387 (CHUCKLES) Don't worry about it. I already put the word out. 211 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,157 What would you say if I did, too? 212 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,225 You did too what? 213 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,927 (SIGHS) That I put the word out. 214 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,763 I mean I have a couple of years' experience in advertising. 215 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,497 I have a college degree. 216 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,066 There's not reason why I shouldn't try to get a job myself. 217 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,500 Wait a minute. Excuse me. Have I been missing something? 218 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,770 I mean, has your phone been ringing off the hook? 219 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,037 Well, no, Jack. 220 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,739 You think you're gonna get a job before I do? 221 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,008 Oh, Jack. This isn't a contest. 222 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,844 No, hon. This'll be good. I think we'll make it a contest. It'll be fun. 223 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,581 I'll bet you 100 to 1 you don't get a job before I do, okay? 224 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,383 Jack. Okay? Come on, doll face. Give me a dollar. 225 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,085 I don't have a dollar. 226 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,419 Oh, you wanna bet but you don't have a dollar? 227 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,421 Hey! I don't wanna bet. Hey! I thought somebody said 228 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,056 they wanted to bet. Why don't I get the kids? 229 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,624 I don't bet! I don't take bets! I don't believe in bets. 230 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:09,029 Well, you're betting now. Alex! Kenny! Come here! 231 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,463 I hope you know it's coming out of my severance pay, too. 232 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,769 Come on, guys, hurry. This is gonna be fun. 233 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,137 Guess what? I'm making Mommy a bet. 234 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,974 Daddy's betting Mommy $100 to just her $1 235 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,310 that she doesn't get a job before me. Wow! 236 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,812 Kenny, hold the money. 237 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,781 I better hold it, Dad. Money makes him crazy. 238 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,716 JACK: Good point. It isn't healthy. 239 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,484 Well, it may not be healthy but it's fun, right? 240 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,986 ALEX: Dad, can we bet, too? 241 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,254 Absolutely. Come on. Yay! 242 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,460 JACK: Take the money, Caroline. 243 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,831 Jack, I don't want the money. 244 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,935 Look, you won. A bet's a bet. 245 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,904 (SIGHS) Jack, I don't take bets and I don't want your money. 246 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,172 Look, aren't you being a little hard on yourself, honey? 247 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,107 No! It's fine. 248 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,575 I mean, you have applied to everything on wheels 249 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,579 from Toyota to Schwinn. You're gonna get a job any day now. Really. 250 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,481 (GASPS) Oh, I'm gonna be late on my first day. 251 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,483 I wanna make a very good impression. 252 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,651 How do I look? 253 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,854 (CHUCKLES) You look great. 254 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,455 You're gonna make a great impression. 255 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,425 Now, do you wanna go over that list one more time? 256 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,295 No! I don't want to go over the list! 257 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,497 Okay, let's go over the list. 258 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,799 Now remember. When Kenny starts talking to his breakfast, 259 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,101 that means he's finished. Right. Right. 260 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,036 And Alex has to be at school at 7:30. 261 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,005 Pick up is 1:00 sharp. 1:00. 262 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,139 Now, when Megan starts rubbing her little ears, 263 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,307 it means it's time for her nap. 264 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,109 Now, don't let her sleep past 11:30 265 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,011 'cause then she won't go down for afternoon nap which is at... 266 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,512 1 o'clock, okay. 267 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,447 Now, wait a minute. Will she rub her ears again? 268 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,349 No, just in the morning. 269 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,451 And please don't let her sit around in her wet diapers, okay? 270 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,521 Obviously, hon. Now, Kenny. He'll pretty much take care of himself, 271 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,190 won't you, honey? I mean, just keep him busy, you know. 272 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,358 Give him his tinker toys or his coloring book. 273 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,328 See, I think Alex will be a little helper, won't you, honey? 274 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,496 Sweetie. All right. 275 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,663 Just relax. You're gonna be great. 276 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:51,731 There's nothing to this, you know. 277 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,233 Hon, we got it covered. Right, guys? 278 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,634 Okay. 279 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,338 Oh! Boy, I'm gonna miss you guys. 280 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,173 Look, now take it easy on Daddy. Remember he's a rookie. 281 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,508 Bye, Mom. 282 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,876 Bye, honey. Yes? 283 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,678 Mommy? It's a jungle out there. 284 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,348 (SCOFFS) Very funny, Jack. 285 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,550 What? I don't know where he gets this? 286 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,885 You know, on second thought, I think I will take this money. 287 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,855 I might need it for lunch or something special. 288 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,725 Actually, a lot of men would love to have this kind of time to spend with their kids... 289 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,061 Hon, hon. You're looking at one. 290 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,163 I'm telling you. I'm a regular Phil Donahue here. 291 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,531 Yes, you are. 292 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,136 (SIGHS) Okay. Come here. 293 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,207 Go get 'em. 294 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,378 Oh, thanks for the loan. 295 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,922 (THUNDER CRASHING) 296 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,059 ALEX: Dad, you passed it. 297 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,560 JACK: Passed what? We're right on time. 298 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,862 But, Dad! You're doing it wrong. 299 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,231 Mommy doesn't do it like this. 300 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,201 We're gonna do it the Jack Butler method. What is this? 301 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,302 This is nuts. 302 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,771 (HORNS HONKING) 303 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,744 Why are they all honking? 304 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,281 Because you're doing it wrong. 305 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,783 Tell me I'm doing it wrong? I know how to do this. 306 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,651 (INAUDIBLE) 307 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,625 Hi, Jack. I'm Annette. 308 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,927 Hi. 309 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,329 You're doing it wrong. 310 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,099 See? 311 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,467 This is what I tell all my new mommies. 312 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,568 We enter from the south, 313 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,904 and we exit from the north. 314 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,839 And then we do just the reverse when we pick up. 315 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,441 This way our little ones don't have to walk 316 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,576 between the cars to get to the learning facility. 317 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,512 Okay, move it out. 318 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,181 Remember. South to drop off, north to pick up. 319 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,817 (CHUCKLES) Pick them up. Okay, that's a good system. 320 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,052 (HORN HONKS) 321 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,789 South to drop off, moron! 322 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,325 (HORN HONKING) 323 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,684 (ELEVATOR DOOR OPENING) 324 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,492 Actually I'm very excited to be going back to work, 325 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,161 especially here with Ron. 326 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,663 Ron? And who would Ron be? 327 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,899 Oh, Ron Richardson. 328 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,402 Everyone here at the Richardson Frankel Agency 329 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,372 calls him "Mr. Richardson." 330 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,374 Well, he asked me to call him "Ron." 331 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,810 And when was that? In what context? 332 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,213 In the context of my interview at lunch. 333 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,682 Lunch? 334 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,552 Well, now, before we go in here, 335 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,254 let me give you some advice. 336 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,156 Keep your mouth shut and your ears open 337 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,024 and you just might learn something. 338 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,561 (ALL CHATTERING SIMULTANEOUSLY) 339 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,869 You wanna knock it off! 340 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,240 (ALL QUIET DOWN) 341 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,376 Ron, 342 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,977 what is your position? 343 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,381 Thank you. 344 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,521 My father founded this agency 345 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,822 on Schooner Tuna. 346 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,627 It's the cornerstone of all our accounts. 347 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,563 So my position is, 348 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,966 somebody better figure out a way to sell some tuna fish 349 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,535 pretty damn quick. 350 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,936 (MAN COUGHING) 351 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,775 We have people to do that. 352 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,814 Sorry. Habit. 353 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,252 (CHUCKLES) Everybody, please welcome Caroline Butler. 354 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,419 Hi. ALL: Hi. 355 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,454 Hi, Caroline. 356 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,890 Since you probably the only one in the room 357 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,493 that got a decent night's sleep, 358 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,662 maybe you could have a fresh opinion. 359 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,765 Do any of these layouts, anything make sense to you? 360 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:24,804 Uh... I'm not qualified to judge anything, really. 361 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,105 It's my first day. 362 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,274 You ever eat tuna fish? 363 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,242 Well, yes. 364 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,009 You're qualified. 365 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,349 Okay, well, let's see here. 366 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,522 Well, this is very good. 367 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,091 It's a mermaid? Original. 368 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,527 RON: Caroline. 369 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,463 "Yum yum tuna bits." That's very funny. 370 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,498 Cut the crap. 371 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,968 (SIGHS) Right. 372 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,238 Look, do you want me to be really honest with you, Ron? 373 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,907 No, lie to him. 374 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,276 He likes it. 375 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,546 (ALL LAUGHING) 376 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,482 Well, frankly, none of this stuff would influence me, all right? 377 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,883 (ALL JEERING) 378 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,786 How nasty. 379 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,690 Come on, Ron, she doesn't know her tuna fish from a Cheerio. 380 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,059 Damn good thing we don't have the Cheerio account. 381 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,694 (ALL LAUGHING) 382 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,565 Well, when was the last time any of you people 383 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,999 were in a supermarket? 384 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,101 (ALL CHATTERING) Harriet Housewife. 385 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,473 MAN ON PA: Good morning, shoppers. 386 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,974 We have some specials in the store this morning 387 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,709 we'd like to let you know about. 388 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,712 Over in the frozen foods section we have some... 389 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:40,580 JACK: Hey, Kenny, where are the eggs? 390 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,515 Over there, Daddy. 391 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,785 (MAN CONTINUES ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY) 392 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,788 I have the right of way. 393 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,923 Right. Sorry. 394 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,960 Here, we'll settle out of court. 395 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,429 Oh! Weirdo! 396 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,702 WOMAN ON PA: Irv, clean-up on aisle four! 397 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,070 IRV ON PA: Aisle four. Check. 398 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,379 Irv, clean-up in produce! 399 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,714 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Got it. 400 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,049 (CRYING) Kenny, did I tell you not to touch the grapefruit. 401 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,351 Next. 402 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,620 May I have a half-pound of ham? 403 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,689 Boiled, baked, smoked, salt-cured, 404 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,857 sugar-cured, prosciutto, or Westphalian? 405 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,293 Forget it. Just tell you what. 406 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:30,463 Just give me a half-pound of salami. 407 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,833 Italian, kosher, hard, pork, beef, cotto, or what? 408 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,569 Uh... 409 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,237 WOMAN: Just get bologna, mister. 410 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,341 I'll tell you what. Just give me a quarter-pound of cheese. 411 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,211 American, blue, cream, cottage, 412 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,548 Gouda, Edam, Provolone, Romano, Swiss? 413 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,383 You have your entire Cheddar family. 414 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,453 Can you run the hams back one more time? 415 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,322 (ALL PROTESTING) Oh, come on, make up your mind! 416 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,630 Stay right here, okay? I'm coming back. 417 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,443 Half-pound of salami, half-pound of Swiss, 418 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,679 half-pound of the ham, two celery. 419 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,314 I think these are on special. 420 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,582 Doesn't matter. Sorry. Forget about it. 421 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,584 Let me check. 422 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,453 Irv, are these Kotex maxi pads on special? 423 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,254 Never mind, Irv. Sorry. Forget it. 424 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,022 IRV ON PA: Kotex, 19 cents off. 425 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,324 Thanks, Irv. 426 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,160 All right, Ken. 427 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:36,563 My baby. 428 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,598 Who are you? 429 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,632 Steven. 430 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,835 Mom! Kenny! 431 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,204 Mom! Ken! 432 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,508 Mom! Here, eat this spaghetti. 433 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,709 WOMAN ON PA: Irv, spaghetti on aisle nine! 434 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,544 Kenny! Mom! 435 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,513 IRV ON PA: Spaghetti, aisle nine, check. 436 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:55,382 Kenny! 437 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,986 Hey, I'll trade you, my kid for yours. 438 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,954 Thank you. 439 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,055 I don't have any kids! 440 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,794 WOMAN: Could you double bag that, please? 441 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,061 Did you seen my little girl? 442 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,697 Yeah, she's adorable. 443 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,499 She's lost. 444 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:15,034 You left a child in a shopping cart? 445 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,903 Irv, one lost child. 446 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,505 IRV: Lost child alert. 447 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,673 There she is! 448 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,210 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) There's your daddy. 449 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,912 She's yours, and I'm Joan. 450 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,346 Hi, thanks. 451 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,648 Caroline told me you'd be around. 452 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,149 Yeah. Can I give you a hand? 453 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,551 You can give me both of them. 454 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,919 (CHUCKLES) I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 455 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,388 WOMAN ON PA: Irv, clean-up aisle seven! 456 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,990 Irv, we were never in aisle seven. 457 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,392 I'm telling you. Honest. 458 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,394 Not so easy, is it? 459 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,995 Boy, I'll say. 460 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,364 Might even be the toughest job in the entire world. 461 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,233 Bends your back, it drives you nuts, 462 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:50,437 and it makes your boobs droop. 463 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:54,006 So, don't be ashamed about asking for help. 464 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,709 Mommy training can be very, very tricky, 465 00:22:56,743 --> 00:23:00,046 and I can help with sitters, and shopping, and menus, 466 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,081 and even if you just want to talk. 467 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,117 Here's my number. 468 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,219 All right, thank you. 469 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:07,954 I'm sorry. What's it say underneath here? 470 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,623 "Anytime." 471 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:13,793 JACK: Okay. 472 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,562 (TIRES SQUEALING) Kenny! What are you doing? 473 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,732 (LAUGHS) 474 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,468 (SINGSONG) He's married. 475 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,802 (SINGSONG) So were we once. 476 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,910 (DOG BARKING) 477 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,115 JACK, KENNY AND ALEX: * Oh, Susannah 478 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,151 * Oh, don't you cry for me 479 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,287 * I've come from Alabama 480 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,790 * With my banjo on my knee 481 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,125 Where is everybody? 482 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,426 Up here. 483 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,095 * Oh, Susannah 484 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,363 * Oh, don't you cry for me * 485 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,968 Hi, everybody. Mommy's home. 486 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:57,737 Hi, Mommy. Hi, Mommy. 487 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,305 How was your day? 488 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,873 Oh, it was, uh... 489 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,243 It was terrible. 490 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,746 (SIGHS) I mean, I wasn't there five minutes and I was thrown into this meeting 491 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,481 with people yelling and screaming at each other. 492 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,082 And then they were screaming at me. 493 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,618 And there's a secretary that hates me for no reason. 494 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,119 Want me to go down and kick a little ass, honey? 495 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,322 Yeah, Dad! Yeah, Dad! 496 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,290 The only one that was even civil to me was Ron. 497 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,193 Ron? 498 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,595 Yeah, you know, Mr. Richardson? 499 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,163 I mean, he actually asked for my opinion. 500 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,533 And when I told him honestly how I felt about something, 501 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,101 Ron liked what I had to say. He did. 502 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,270 Ron and his group are flying to the plant tomorrow. 503 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,807 And they're gonna tour it and I was invited to go. 504 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,476 Is that an unbelievable first day on the job, or what? 505 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,811 I can't believe it. How about you guys? 506 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,179 I can't believe it. 507 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,180 ALEX: I can't believe it. 508 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,717 We can't believe it here, hon. None of us can. 509 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,152 We're stunned. 510 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,556 CAROLINE: Honey, I can't believe this. 511 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,192 Oh, well, I didn't want his feet to get wet. 512 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,372 ALEX: Somebody must've died. 513 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,340 Why? There's a limousine out front. 514 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:09,809 Oh. 515 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,477 Hey, you didn't say anything about a limousine last night. 516 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,745 Oh, Ron said he was sending a car, 517 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,981 but he didn't say anything about a limo. 518 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,883 Well, tell him I'll be right down. 519 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,486 Ron? 520 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,254 Oh, Ron. 521 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:24,223 Hey, Ron. Maybe... 522 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,127 Whoa. 523 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,830 (WHISPERS) Damn it. 524 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,364 (DOORBELL RINGS) 525 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,869 Well, hello down there. 526 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,206 Why don't you run and tell your mommy 527 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,274 that Mr. Richardson is here? 528 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:43,509 Stay right here. 529 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,712 I'm not supposed to let strangers in the house. 530 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:46,746 (CHUCKLES) 531 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,585 (WHIRRING LOUDLY) 532 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,465 (LOUDLY) How you doing? 533 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,367 You must be Ron Richardson. 534 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,369 I'm Jack Butler. Nice to meet you. 535 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,270 (LOUDLY) Pleased to meet you. 536 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:13,806 Huh? 537 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,941 I say, I'm pleased... 538 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,978 (WHIRRING STOPS) ...to meet you. 539 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,813 I'm just waiting for Caroline. 540 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,949 Well, Ron, you know women. 541 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,653 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'd like to think I do. 542 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,421 You want a beer? 543 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,290 It's 7:00 in the morning. 544 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,561 Scotch? 545 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,796 Not during working hours. 546 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,331 Oh, I'm sorry, pal. 547 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,933 No problem. Come over here, Ron. 548 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,068 Let me show you what I'm doing. 549 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,602 I'm taking advantage of some of the time off 550 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,905 to add a whole new wing on here. 551 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,139 I'm gonna rip these walls out 552 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,441 and, of course, rewire it. 553 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:50,376 Yeah, you gonna make it all 220? 554 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,346 Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes. 555 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:59,118 Well, you sound like a pretty handy guy. 556 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:02,354 Yeah, well, I like to do a bit of everything, Ron. 557 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:04,356 I write poetry, I paint, sculpt. 558 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,960 Oh. 559 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:11,130 Oh, Caroline, don't you look nice? 560 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,599 Thanks. I'm sorry if I kept you waiting. 561 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,668 Oh, not at all. I was just having a little chat here with your hubby... 562 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,537 Jack. Jack. 563 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,573 Yeah, he's quite a guy. 564 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,313 So, I guess we better get going. 565 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:28,214 CAROLINE: Mmm-hmm. Okay. 566 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:29,348 Jack, a real pleasure. 567 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:30,482 Ron. 568 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,958 (EXHALES) 569 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,059 Very nice outfit, honey. 570 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,527 Thank you. 571 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:46,799 (SIGHS) 572 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,735 Honey, if you call and I'm not here, 573 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,202 I'll be at the gym or at the gun club. 574 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,913 How'd you like a little trim on that mustache, Ron? 575 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,448 (WHIRRING) 576 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,884 RON: Yeah, Humphries is tough. 577 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,019 He's probably the toughest client we've got, 578 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:10,489 but you know, I think you've got two things going for you. 579 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,324 Number one, your experience as a homemaker. 580 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,761 You're fresh from the trenches of consumerism. 581 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,528 And... Oh, thank you very much. 582 00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:19,565 Oh, boy. 583 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,467 And number two, you've got a... 584 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,473 Well, let's just say you're an extremely attractive woman. 585 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:31,944 Oh, well, thank you. 586 00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:34,346 And my husband thanks you, too. 587 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,115 You know, I'm glad you brought up... 588 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,416 What's his name? 589 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,451 Jack. 590 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:40,719 Jack. Um... 591 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,555 What do you mean? 592 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:45,557 I mean, we're gonna be working long, hard hours 593 00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:48,928 and you might be coming home pretty late at night. 594 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:52,198 And, well, if there's gonna be a problem, 595 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,265 I want you to tell me about it right now. 596 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,102 (CHUCKLES) 597 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,204 Well, there's not gonna be any problem, see? 598 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,072 Jack supports everything I do. 599 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,974 As a woman, in my career, 600 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,310 as an executive, he supports me. 601 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:07,279 And if we can agree that you are an executive, 602 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,548 then you can stop cutting my steak. 603 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,750 (CUTLERY CLATTERING) Oh. 604 00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:13,452 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Sorry. 605 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,991 Dad, I don't think we can fit anymore. 606 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,160 Sure, we can. 607 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:56,595 Let's get some more in there. 608 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,264 You know, when your dad was in the Army, 609 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,599 we had to run a tight ship. 610 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,301 There were no ships in the Army. 611 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:05,771 Just put this laundry in there. 612 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,506 Dad, can we fix lunch? 613 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:10,476 Sure. Anything but, uh, tuna. 614 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,480 What have we got here? 615 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,694 Wait a minute. 616 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,564 Let's save a couple steps here. 617 00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:01,961 Give it everything, I guess. 618 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,530 (WATER SLOSHING) 619 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,806 (DOORBELL RINGS) 620 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,917 Butler? Hi. 621 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,919 You got a problem with your horizontal hold? 622 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,355 I don't know. Your wife says you do. 623 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,257 Well, she ought to know. Come on in. 624 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:40,732 (SHATTERS) 625 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:42,801 I'll be right back. 626 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,403 I get 45 bucks an hour. 627 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,737 (CHUCKLES) 628 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,741 Oh, Megan! 629 00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,279 You're making me crazy here, baby. 630 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,713 You're making me nuts. 631 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,781 MEGAN: Da-da. 632 00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,149 Yeah, yeah, I love you, 633 00:31:57,183 --> 00:32:00,752 but you're making me crazy. Stay. 634 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:02,421 Hey, Kenny, go keep an eye on your sister. 635 00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:03,755 Play with her or something, all right? 636 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,024 Go watch TV. 637 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,594 ALEX: You want some chili? 638 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,162 No, thanks. 639 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:11,763 Hey, where's your mom keep the vacuum cleaner? 640 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:13,966 You mean jaws? 641 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,468 (CHUCKLES) Your mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"? 642 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,504 Yeah. Where is it? 643 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,839 Over there. 644 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,641 (JAWS THEME SONG PLAYING) 645 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,283 (SCOFFS) Jaws. 646 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:32,518 (CHUCKLES) 647 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:34,620 (WHIRRING) 648 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,368 Exterminator. 649 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,037 I can't hear you. 650 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:51,837 Exterminator. 651 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:57,809 What? 652 00:32:57,843 --> 00:33:00,179 Exterminator! 653 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,713 Go to the front door. 654 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:03,215 Okay. 655 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:06,885 (RIPPING) 656 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:10,822 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 657 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:11,890 Come in. 658 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,728 I'm here to adjust the pilot on your water-heater. 659 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:17,696 Okay by me. 660 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:21,733 Hi. Anything wrong? 661 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,435 No, no. Fine. Fine. 662 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:40,086 (SMOKE ALARM BUZZES) 663 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:51,763 (WHIRRING) 664 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:09,881 (SCREAMS) 665 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,820 ALEX: Dad! Dad! 666 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:45,917 Dad! Dad! 667 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:50,589 KENNY: Dad! 668 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:55,961 Dad, my woobie! 669 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,299 Now, look... Run, Kenny! Run! 670 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:02,801 Whoa! 671 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,176 (TIRES SQUEALING ON TV) 672 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,812 (BURSTS) 673 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:22,020 (COUGHS) 674 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:26,992 (MEGAN GROANS) 675 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,467 (MEGAN HICCUPPING) 676 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,636 You crazy? You fed a baby chili? 677 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:41,873 (HICCUPS) 678 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,177 (DOG BARKING) 679 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,188 (TIRES SQUEALING) 680 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:57,656 (HORN HONKS) 681 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,066 (NASAL VOICE) Where's mommy keep the extra diapers? 682 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:12,838 Hey! 683 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,906 Cowards. 684 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,343 (MEGAN CHUCKLES) 685 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,377 Oh. 686 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:20,912 Holy mackerel! 687 00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:22,914 Aw, man. 688 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:47,239 (SIGHS) 689 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:52,778 (EXHALES) 690 00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:55,547 Sorry I'm late. 691 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:57,483 (SIGHS) 692 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,956 Well, I'm glad somebody had a good day. 693 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:13,399 Have a seat. I'll call you when he's ready. 694 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,867 Thank you. 695 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,569 MAN: How about roasted eggplant? 696 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:18,637 I don't know. 697 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,372 Does your wife like seafood? 698 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,808 Yeah, but seafood smells up the kitchen, 699 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:24,075 and it can take hours to get rid of that odor. 700 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:25,811 No. How about something simple? 701 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:28,314 Oh. I've got a Hamburger Wellington that's out of this world. 702 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,048 Well, great, let me have it. 703 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,951 Okay, start with two pounds of ground round, lean and mean. 704 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,320 Brown it in some butter. 705 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,987 Yeah. Pardon me. 706 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,155 Could you use margarine in that or butter? 707 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,925 Well, butter's my personal choice. 708 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,793 Yeah, but butter can scorch. 709 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,562 Higgins, you're next. 710 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,798 Oh, why don't you go ahead, and I'll go after you? 711 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,166 Well, you were here first. 712 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:51,236 Oh, that's okay. I have no place to go, 713 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,405 and besides that, there's not a job available 714 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:54,473 anywhere in this city. 715 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:56,975 (BOTH LAUGHING) 716 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,644 Okay, Butler, I guess you're next. 717 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,114 I'd sure like to have a copy of that when I come back. 718 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,783 Yeah, sure. 719 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,952 Okay, drain all the excess fat. 720 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,119 Yeah, okay. 721 00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:10,121 (BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING) 722 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,462 CAROLINE: Well, you're mad, aren't you? 723 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,263 I'm not mad. I'm not mad. 724 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,431 It's just not where I want to be right now. 725 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:20,699 Mmm-hmm? 726 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,801 Well, Jack, I can't not go. 727 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,704 I mean, please do it for me, would you? 728 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,539 You know how many of these things I went to for you? 729 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:29,841 A lot. 730 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,477 We'll stay 10 minutes. 10 minutes. 731 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,512 Ten minutes? 732 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,947 (SIGHS) Fifteen tops. 733 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,484 Oh. All right, okay. Fair enough. 734 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:39,851 But if we stay longer than that, 735 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,186 we pull the old Aunt Emily. 736 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,988 Okay, the Aunt Emily, right. 737 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:51,663 Wow! What a house! 738 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,865 Yeah. Probably mortgaged to the eyeballs. 739 00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:55,701 CAROLINE: Not this one. 740 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,504 His great-grandfather, Commander Richardson built it. 741 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,005 JACK: Yeah. A hand-me-down. 742 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:06,812 Oh, thank you. 743 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,214 RON: Jack, you must be pretty darn proud of our little Caroline, huh? 744 00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:12,083 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're very proud of her, 745 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,686 and the children are, and we're all real proud of her at home. 746 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,987 She earned that promotion. 747 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,989 I can assure you, Jack. 748 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,257 It was a little promotion. I forgot to tell you about it. 749 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,159 (CHUCKLES) It was no big deal. 750 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,495 ANNOUNCER ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen, 751 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:27,332 welcome to the Richardson Frankel Annual Corporate Olympics! 752 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,900 (ALL CHEERING) 753 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,539 Butler, you're a sportsman. 754 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:34,940 I was kind of counting on you to take part in this. 755 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:36,408 You know, spouses are eligible. 756 00:39:36,442 --> 00:39:38,343 Yeah, I don't know. 757 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,746 Oh, come on. Nobody takes it seriously. 758 00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:42,914 It's just good clean fun. 759 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:44,783 I know, Ron, normally, I'd say yeah, 760 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:48,253 but I'll tell you, we got to get over to see Caroline's Aunt Emily. 761 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:49,688 She's... Dying. Sick. 762 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,190 Dead? 763 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,125 Well, why don't you stick around for a few minutes anyway 764 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,462 and you can watch with the rest of the wives. 765 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:57,929 (LAUGHS) I'm sorry. I mean, families. 766 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:01,433 Huh? 767 00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:03,268 I'll tell you what, boys, run down to the car 768 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:06,071 and get Dad's sweat pants and shoes and stuff out. 769 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,040 Hey, all right. 770 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:09,941 I'll stick around for a while. Okay. 771 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,246 (GIRLS CHATTERING) 772 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,249 It looks like we've got ourselves a little competition this year. 773 00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:19,417 Butler over there is a real jock. 774 00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:21,653 Oh, boy. That's all we need. 775 00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:22,588 Yeah. 776 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,259 (GROANS) 777 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:29,595 Relax, Butler. 778 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,663 You're not gonna win anyway. 779 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:33,665 Why not? Is he that good? 780 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:35,801 He's the boss. It's his tournament. 781 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,969 You get it? 782 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,138 Yeah, but, I don't work for him. 783 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,807 No, but your wife does. 784 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:07,966 (GUN FIRES) 785 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,275 (INAUDIBLE) 786 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,400 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 787 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,285 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 788 00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:47,265 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 789 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,741 What's he doing? 790 00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:57,575 Winning. 791 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:03,649 (INAUDIBLE) 792 00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:22,934 You threw it, didn't you? 793 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:24,770 ALEX: You did good, Dad. 794 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:25,871 Thanks. 795 00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:29,107 I owe you one, Jack. 796 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,642 (PANTING) 797 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:31,777 Come on. Let's go. 798 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,178 You sure you're okay? Yeah. 799 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,379 Come on. All right. 800 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,282 (SIGHS) 801 00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:39,284 RON: I did it! I did it! 802 00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:43,689 I did it! I did it! 803 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:19,290 NIKKI ON TV: Kevin. 804 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,893 (SCOFFS) Please... Please kiss me once more. 805 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,865 KEVIN ON TV: You know what that's gonna lead to, don't you? 806 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:29,067 I know. I want it to lead there. 807 00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:32,503 I want to feel alive again. 808 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:39,610 I can't believe people actually watch this stuff. 809 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,753 VICTOR ON TV: So, I'm not the father of the child? 810 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:53,691 Well, that's some consolation. 811 00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:56,828 Just who is the culprit? 812 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:59,364 NIKKI ON TV: You don't want to know. Wait. Let me guess. 813 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,732 Probably the deceased Mr. Cashman. 814 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:03,668 Ha! Wrong, Vic. Wrong! 815 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,670 Nikki doesn't even love you. Come on, Vic. 816 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,505 Open your eyes, buddy. 817 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,074 She's been making out with your friend, Kevin. 818 00:45:09,107 --> 00:45:10,275 You mean Kevin Benton? 819 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:11,943 That's exactly who I mean. 820 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:13,711 Watch. She's gonna blame it on you now. 821 00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:15,713 You threw me at him. 822 00:45:15,747 --> 00:45:18,917 You let him know it was perfectly fine to take me to San Francisco, 823 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:22,720 only he took me to bed first, and it's your fault! 824 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:25,023 Did I tell you? I knew it. 825 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:28,426 Wake up, Vic. She already buried one husband. 826 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,428 KEVIN: Do you think that I'm gonna let that get into the record 827 00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:35,033 for everybody to see? Or for the child to find out later on? 828 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:38,103 NIKKI: All right then, we'll just have a no-fault divorce. 829 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,738 We don't get along. It's certainly true enough. 830 00:45:40,772 --> 00:45:42,808 No, Nikki, I won't do it. 831 00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:44,409 Listen, I've been thinking about this. 832 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:46,277 Dad. Yeah? 833 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:49,380 This is cold and the cheese isn't hardly melted down. 834 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,817 Okay. Come here. 835 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:55,620 KEVIN: I've got a stake in this kid. 836 00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:58,223 And I'm gonna stick around and make sure that he's okay. 837 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,891 There you go. 838 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,192 NIKKI: All you're really interested in is the baby. 839 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:03,161 Is the baby more important than Caroline? 840 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,596 That's right. My own flesh and blood. 841 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,598 Oh, Kevin, you're such a fool. 842 00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:09,400 That's right, Nikki, I'm a fool. 843 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,837 Daddy, Daddy, my woobie's ripped. 844 00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:14,272 Ken, you know what? Maybe it's time to get rid of the woobie, all right? 845 00:46:14,305 --> 00:46:16,674 No! No! No! 846 00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:18,776 Okay. All right, all right. Give me it. 847 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,319 It's more than just pride, Nikki. 848 00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:31,522 There you go. Good as new. 849 00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:36,461 Okay, listen, I'd appreciate it if you guys kept it down, okay? 850 00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:39,364 Because Nikki's gonna get the results of her blood-test back today. 851 00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:41,166 NIKKI: ...have other children with Caroline. 852 00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:45,003 Is it Kevin's baby? 853 00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:46,905 We're not sure. Kevin's a skunk. 854 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,108 Kevin gets all the girls. 855 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:51,809 He sure got Nikki. 856 00:46:51,843 --> 00:46:53,511 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 857 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,213 KEVIN: My mother doesn't love my father, 858 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:58,616 but still we've managed to make a life together. 859 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,651 So you can just forget about this annulment and divorce... 860 00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:02,720 Yeah. Hi, Joan. How you doing? 861 00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,992 Uh, it's got to be Kevin's. 862 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:10,728 Victor? How could it be Victor? 863 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,697 No. He got a vasectomy. 864 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:15,700 It didn't take? 865 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:17,268 Are you kidding me? 866 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:22,507 Hold on a minute. Ken, give me that sword. 867 00:47:23,909 --> 00:47:25,676 Dad! Dad! Dad! 868 00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:34,652 Okay, I'm gonna bet a 25-cent Wheaties rebate 869 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:39,224 and I'm going to raise you a Van De Camp's Pork and Beans 870 00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:40,558 and an Ovaltine. 871 00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:42,827 (CHUCKLES) 872 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,996 Well, I'm gonna see your 25-cent Wheaties rebate 873 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:48,900 and raise you two Tender Vittles dollar-offs. Okay? 874 00:47:48,934 --> 00:47:50,835 That's it for me. I'll fold. 875 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,838 Jack, why are you dealing me this garbage? I'm out. 876 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,840 This is so much more fun than bridge, Jack. 877 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,043 Thanks so much for thinking of it. 878 00:47:58,076 --> 00:47:59,344 Girls, girls. 879 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,679 Come on. Are you gonna play cards or flap your gums? 880 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:02,780 Flap my gums. 881 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,249 It's getting ugly in here. 882 00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,917 Hey. Come on. 883 00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:07,852 All right, all right. I will see you your Tender Vittles 884 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:11,422 and I'll raise you a 50-cent Yoplait 885 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:15,526 and a $2.00 rebate on a Domino's Pizza 886 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,198 and a two-for-one Sunpure frozen entree. How about that? 887 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,566 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 888 00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:25,136 This is serious poker. 889 00:48:25,170 --> 00:48:27,538 Any of you ever try those Sunpure frozen entrees? 890 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,774 Oh! My dog wouldn't eat them. 891 00:48:29,807 --> 00:48:31,742 I love them. I do. 892 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:41,619 I'm calling you with a 25-cent new and improved Ban roll-on 893 00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:45,790 and two 50-cent triple-ply Hefty bag offers. 894 00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:47,458 What do you got? 895 00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:48,659 (LAUGHS) She's bluffing! WOMAN 1: Oh, this is it. 896 00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:52,597 Are these any good? 897 00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:55,967 Uh, well... 898 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:00,171 You got two pair... 899 00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:02,340 You got plenty. 900 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,576 Hi, kids. 901 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:07,645 (ALL EXCLAIMING) Hi, Mommy! 902 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,280 Caroline! 903 00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:10,615 Hi, girls. 904 00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:12,350 Pizza, huh? 905 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:13,484 Oh, no. Don't get up. Don't get up. 906 00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,020 Is it that late already? 907 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,355 We were just finishing here. 908 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,124 Don't be silly. Don't get up. Pizza. 909 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:21,159 Well, I've got a ton of work to do. 910 00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:22,793 I... I'll go upstairs. 911 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:26,431 Listen, we better go here. 912 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,299 It's 7:30. 7:30? 913 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:29,467 Tomorrow. We'll play tomorrow, am I right? 914 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,468 WOMAN 2: My family's starving. 915 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,203 Yeah, sure. 916 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:35,206 Family's starving? Take some pizza home to them. 917 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,008 No. No, I don't... 918 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,743 Joan, don't forget your coupons. 919 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,012 Excuse me. 920 00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:42,480 Joan, come on. 921 00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,322 I think I'm in trouble. 922 00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:57,795 Room service, madam. 923 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,898 (SIGHS) Thanks, but Ron gave me this tuna presentation to do 924 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,201 and I'm really way behind. 925 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:05,136 Well, you've got to eat something, honey. 926 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,338 Well, if I wanted something to eat, Jack, 927 00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:10,375 I would've come down and had something to eat with you and your girlfriends. 928 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:13,211 All right. 929 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,813 Let's get into it. 930 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,882 Get into what, Jack? Get into this. 931 00:50:17,915 --> 00:50:21,419 "The house is a mess, Jack. The kids are a mess, Jack. You're a mess, Jack." 932 00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:23,088 I leave anything else out? 933 00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:25,490 Want to talk about the beard? All right. 934 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:28,326 The beard's in its transitional stage right now, that's all. 935 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,662 When it comes in it's gonna look great. 936 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,065 It's gonna look like that movie star, uh, what's his name? 937 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:36,501 Orson Welles? 938 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,170 No. I... 939 00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:41,872 (LAUGHS) Oh, Orson Welles. 940 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,276 Oh, I get it. Fat jokes, right? 941 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:47,345 That's real funny. Yeah, I've put on a couple pounds. 942 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,414 So what? Come on. What else do you have? 943 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:51,416 You want to talk about this shirt for a second, Jack? 944 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:53,050 All right. 945 00:50:53,084 --> 00:50:54,519 You've been wearing this shirt around the house 946 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,521 for about two weeks now. It can walk around by itself. 947 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,689 Why don't you retire that thing to the dry cleaning hall of fame, huh? 948 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,125 Because it's a comfortable shirt. 949 00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:01,559 Jack, take a look at yourself. 950 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:03,728 You've really thrown in the towel, honey. 951 00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:06,564 My brain is like oatmeal. 952 00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:09,934 I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines. 953 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:12,770 Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows 954 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,739 and I'm liking them. 955 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,874 I'm losing it. 956 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,309 Honey, I know what you're talking about. 957 00:51:18,343 --> 00:51:20,245 I've been there myself, all right? 958 00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:21,946 Well, if you were so unhappy, why didn't you say something about it? 959 00:51:21,979 --> 00:51:23,648 Because I wasn't unhappy. 960 00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:25,116 Look. Maybe I was a little confused, 961 00:51:25,150 --> 00:51:26,951 maybe I was a little frustrated, 962 00:51:26,984 --> 00:51:29,154 but I knew what I was doing was important 963 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:30,087 because it means something to raise decent human beings. 964 00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:31,789 What saw me through was pride. 965 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,924 I had pride in this house. I had pride in my kids 966 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:36,261 and I had pride in being Mrs. Jack Butler! 967 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:38,896 Where are you going? 968 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,166 I'm going downstairs to sleep on the fat couch 969 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,800 if I can get through the door. 970 00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,004 Make sure and take pride in some of that fat, porky! 971 00:51:48,706 --> 00:51:50,107 (TELEPHONE RINGING ON TV) 972 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:53,444 VICTOR: Yes? 973 00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:55,079 NIKKI: Victor, 974 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,347 it's Nikki. 975 00:51:58,683 --> 00:51:59,784 Yes. Hello, Nikki. 976 00:52:01,386 --> 00:52:02,653 Honey, are you okay? 977 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:04,322 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 978 00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:14,031 Hello. 979 00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:15,700 Joan. Hi. How are you? 980 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,770 Oh, forget it. Come on. That was days ago. 981 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:23,708 No. No. It was very insensitive of us. 982 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:27,778 Caroline had every right to be angry. 983 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:31,349 We're not talking. Or doing anything else. 984 00:52:31,382 --> 00:52:32,917 I'll be right there. 985 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:41,025 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 986 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:51,001 I came as fast as I could. 987 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,371 You sure did. 988 00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,208 You look great, Jack. 989 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:03,548 I do? 990 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:04,849 Mmm-hmm. 991 00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:14,792 What do you think of this shirt? 992 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:18,028 Let me tell you about flannel. 993 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,032 It gets me hot. 994 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:28,473 Joan... 995 00:53:29,907 --> 00:53:32,910 Do I look fat or, uh... 996 00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:36,013 Overweight at all to you? 997 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:38,983 I like a man with a little meat on his bones. 998 00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:42,953 That's two. 999 00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:48,959 Okay. How about the beard? I mean, uh... 1000 00:53:48,993 --> 00:53:50,928 Caroline hates the beard. 1001 00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:52,062 I know. 1002 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:57,968 Oh, my God. 1003 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,874 (THUNDER CRACKLING) 1004 00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:04,809 (GASPS) Jack! 1005 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,347 Jack. 1006 00:54:13,651 --> 00:54:15,119 How could you? 1007 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,289 And Joan? 1008 00:54:18,323 --> 00:54:20,425 Joan, you're supposed to be my friend. 1009 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,960 He's too much man to be left alone, Caroline. 1010 00:54:24,529 --> 00:54:26,797 Really? 1011 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,934 Honey! Honey! What are you... Please, Caroline! 1012 00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:32,102 Come on, it was just one kiss! 1013 00:54:32,537 --> 00:54:34,238 I'll bet. 1014 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:35,606 Honey, what about the kids? 1015 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,141 The kids are just outside. 1016 00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:39,076 I've thought of the kids. 1017 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:42,647 The kids won't hear a thing. 1018 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,983 (SOBS) Shoot me. Shoot me. You're right. 1019 00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:48,919 God knows I'm guilty. I deserve it. 1020 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:51,356 Tell me something, Jack. What did it? Huh? 1021 00:54:51,389 --> 00:54:55,259 The boredom? The repetition? 1022 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,329 The days, one flowing into the next? The loneliness? 1023 00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:00,998 Well, I did it, Jack. 1024 00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:02,633 I did it for eight years. 1025 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:04,802 Don't you think I know? 1026 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:06,136 Say good-bye, darling. 1027 00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:07,472 Oh, no, no! 1028 00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:09,807 (GUNSHOT) 1029 00:55:15,513 --> 00:55:16,414 What? 1030 00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:18,683 Oh, shit! 1031 00:55:25,390 --> 00:55:27,057 I love this shirt! 1032 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,767 Oh, God. 1033 00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:56,954 Couldn't hold on, could you, Jack? 1034 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,360 I was coming by to call you back. 1035 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,636 Holy cow! 1036 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,674 What'd you use? A .38? 1037 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:20,044 Uh, 38, 39... Whatever it took. 1038 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:23,814 Bye, darling. 1039 00:56:25,282 --> 00:56:26,684 Tough luck, Jeff. 1040 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:28,218 Jack. 1041 00:56:28,252 --> 00:56:30,020 You bet. 1042 00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:33,891 Jack, Jack. The name's Jack. 1043 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,760 Jack. Jack. 1044 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,912 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1045 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:12,963 I can't, Joan, I can't. You can't do this to me. 1046 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,999 Do what? It's time for our poker game. 1047 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:17,234 The girls will be a little late. 1048 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,837 There's no game today. The game's called off. 1049 00:57:19,870 --> 00:57:21,171 Why? 1050 00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:22,406 'Cause there's a death in the family. 1051 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,608 I'll explain to you later. 1052 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,546 (ROCKY'S THEME SONG PLAYS) 1053 00:57:59,744 --> 00:58:00,678 Stay! 1054 00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:05,850 Get in there and clean the kids' room. 1055 00:58:09,253 --> 00:58:10,721 Three, four... 1056 00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:13,190 (SHOUTING) 1057 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:21,065 * Feelin' strong now 1058 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:25,302 * Workin' hard now 1059 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,804 (CAR HONKING) 1060 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:27,705 Hey. 1061 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:30,875 Come on, pal. 1062 00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,710 Hey. South's the drop-off, north's the pick-up. 1063 00:58:32,743 --> 00:58:34,812 Let's get it straight next time, all right? Come on, move it. 1064 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:35,580 Move it. 1065 00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:37,882 Let's go. 1066 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,820 Let's go, monkeys. I want all of you up. Let's go! 1067 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,488 I want this area cleaned, I want the animals fed. 1068 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,891 I want you to report for chow 0700. 1069 00:58:46,924 --> 00:58:48,926 Move it, monkeys, move it. Let's go! 1070 00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:49,927 Dad! 1071 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:58,035 The baby. Come on. 1072 00:58:58,068 --> 00:58:59,737 They're asking about you on The Today Show with Gene Shalit. 1073 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:06,076 Let's go. Running late! Oh! Yeah. Okay. 1074 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:08,946 I'm fine. Yeah. I'm moving out. I'll be there in a minute. 1075 00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:20,490 Good luck. 1076 00:59:57,094 --> 01:00:00,164 Listen, ace. 1077 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:03,467 You and I have to have a man-to-man talk here 1078 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,169 about your woobie. 1079 01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:08,673 Your woobie's looking bad, bud. 1080 01:00:09,506 --> 01:00:11,608 Now wait a minute. 1081 01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:13,644 Now, listen to me. 1082 01:00:13,678 --> 01:00:17,181 I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies. 1083 01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:19,183 And you think they're great. And they are! 1084 01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:21,018 They are terrific. 1085 01:00:21,051 --> 01:00:24,755 But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. 1086 01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:26,523 You're out on the street, 1087 01:00:26,556 --> 01:00:29,960 trying to score an electric blanket, maybe a quilt. 1088 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:32,162 And the next thing you know, 1089 01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:33,864 you're strung out on bedspreads, Ken. 1090 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,402 That's serious. 1091 01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:41,505 Now, 1092 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:43,774 give me the woobie. 1093 01:00:43,808 --> 01:00:44,641 No. 1094 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:50,748 Kenny... Come on, man. 1095 01:00:51,816 --> 01:00:52,683 No. 1096 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:55,820 Okay. 1097 01:00:55,853 --> 01:00:58,522 Give it to me for a couple of days. 1098 01:00:58,555 --> 01:01:00,825 If it doesn't work, you got the woobie back. 1099 01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:05,395 Please. 1100 01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:21,011 You got a lot of guts. 1101 01:01:24,248 --> 01:01:28,919 Can I have a moment to myself, please? 1102 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:33,190 Absolutely. 1103 01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:34,524 You got it. 1104 01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:58,749 You had to do it. 1105 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:08,292 Okay. 1106 01:04:18,255 --> 01:04:19,356 Oh. 1107 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,259 A little tired, huh? 1108 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,528 Yeah. 1109 01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:27,397 A little. 1110 01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:29,633 Excuse me. How about this food? 1111 01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:31,601 Hmm. 1112 01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:35,239 Very good. 1113 01:04:35,272 --> 01:04:37,741 You sent out for Chinese food, huh? 1114 01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:40,244 No! Kenny made this. 1115 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,582 Nuh-uh. 1116 01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:48,418 Listen, you're doing a really great job with the kids, honey. 1117 01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:50,620 I appreciate it. With everything. You really are. 1118 01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:52,957 Thanks. 1119 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:56,726 Well, I'd take this time to carry you upstairs 1120 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,228 and let you tell me all about it, 1121 01:04:58,262 --> 01:04:59,463 but I think that might take too long. 1122 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,630 Mmm. 1123 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,895 (MAN COUGHING) 1124 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,230 How's it going in there, huh? 1125 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:35,365 Like having your gums scraped. 1126 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:38,802 You're on. 1127 01:05:38,835 --> 01:05:41,271 So soon? 1128 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:45,309 Didn't take Humphries very long to shoot down every idea we had. 1129 01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:47,577 Looks like you're the ace in the hole, kid. 1130 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,646 Well, I'm ready. 1131 01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:55,319 Okay. You've got my attention. Shoot. 1132 01:05:55,352 --> 01:05:56,753 (CLEARS THROAT) 1133 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:59,289 Well, these are the last two campaigns for Schooner Tuna. 1134 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,192 First, you gave away four glasses with every can of tuna. 1135 01:06:02,226 --> 01:06:04,794 Now as I recall you were stuck with 60,000 of these, right? 1136 01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:08,132 What is this? This is your life? 1137 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,800 Now, bear with me. 1138 01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:14,004 Next came 100 free trips to Hawaii. 1139 01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:16,140 Now, who knew there was gonna be a hurricane that month? 1140 01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:18,508 You were stuck with 100,000 of these flower leis. 1141 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,280 I hope to hell you're making a point. 1142 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,715 Well, I am making a point, Mr. Humphries. The point is, 1143 01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:28,618 Schooner Tuna is one of the three most expensive tunas on the market. 1144 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:30,387 Now, if we want to beat our competitors 1145 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,722 the time for these gimmicks and giveaways is over with. 1146 01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:35,859 Now, I don't mean to be disrespectful, Mr. Humphries 1147 01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:38,228 but housewives need your help, not your gimmicks. 1148 01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:40,830 Show them that you really care about their problems, 1149 01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:42,499 and you'll win their loyalty. 1150 01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:45,235 Now, this is what I propose. 1151 01:06:45,269 --> 01:06:49,306 "Schooner Tuna sympathizes with those hit so hard by this trying economy. 1152 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:52,576 "To help you, we are reducing the price of our tuna by 50 cents a can. 1153 01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:56,012 "When this crisis is over, we'll go back to our regular prices. 1154 01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:58,715 "Until then, remember, we're all in this together. 1155 01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:02,286 "Signed, Howard Humphries, President, Schooner Tuna, the tuna with a heart." 1156 01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:13,163 Well, you've got a plane to catch. 1157 01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:14,698 I'm really sorry... 1158 01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:16,766 Damn well right, you're sorry. 1159 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:19,369 Yes, I am. 1160 01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:23,039 Where in the hell have you been hiding this little girl? 1161 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:26,176 She's not just selling tuna, son. She's selling America. 1162 01:07:26,210 --> 01:07:28,345 Right! 1163 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:29,679 "The tuna with a heart." I love this bleeding-heart shit. 1164 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:31,281 That's American! That's what that is! 1165 01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:33,016 That's what I think. 1166 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,551 Well, there's more. 1167 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,052 More? There is? 1168 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:37,621 Yes. 1169 01:07:39,756 --> 01:07:41,057 (LAUGHING HEARTILY) 1170 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:49,599 Caroline, congratulations! 1171 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:50,867 Thank you, thank you. 1172 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,136 I'm so impressed with you. 1173 01:07:57,241 --> 01:07:58,775 (DOORBELL RINGING) 1174 01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:03,247 Hi. I'm here for Mrs. Butler. 8:00 flight. 1175 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,914 Right. She'll be right out. 1176 01:08:04,948 --> 01:08:05,982 Okay. 1177 01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:14,391 Why do you have to go to California? 1178 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:17,060 'Cause that's where we're gonna make the tuna commercial, honey. 1179 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,297 Can't you go tomorrow, Mommy? 1180 01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:22,266 No, I can't. Because everyone else is going tonight. 1181 01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:23,567 And I have to go. 1182 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,769 But you know what? I'm gonna be back 1183 01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,104 before you go to your first meeting of the knights of the round table. 1184 01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:29,173 I promise. 1185 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,410 Bye, honey. 1186 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:34,378 Bye, sweetie. 1187 01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:40,917 Wait, guys, stay right here. 1188 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,320 Alex, Kenny, watch her for a minute, okay? 1189 01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:44,388 Let me talk to you. 1190 01:08:47,056 --> 01:08:50,360 Two hours notice, and you're off to Los Angeles like that. 1191 01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:52,762 (SIGHS) Jack, there is nothing I could do about it. 1192 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:56,433 I convinced a man today to spend $11 million on one of my ideas. 1193 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,435 I got to go! 1194 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,136 Besides, honey, there's gonna be other Halloweens, you know. 1195 01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:01,671 I know there'll be other Halloweens 1196 01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:04,208 but I'm thinking about this Halloween. 1197 01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:06,876 Caroline, these kids, in a couple of years, are gonna outgrow this thing. 1198 01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:09,479 Oh, really? You don't seem to have outgrown it, Jack. 1199 01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:14,384 All right. I admit it. I like Halloween. 1200 01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:15,719 Yeah, well, so do I, honey. 1201 01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:18,222 Remember I was going to dress up as a prison matron tonight? 1202 01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:24,027 Point is, Megan just got two new teeth. 1203 01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:25,028 I'll bet you didn't know that. 1204 01:09:25,061 --> 01:09:26,730 Alex is playing football. 1205 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:28,698 Remember Kenny's security blanket? 1206 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,867 He doesn't have it anymore. Doesn't use it. It's gone. 1207 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:33,403 You know, if you were here I was gonna suggest you go as a ghost. 1208 01:09:33,437 --> 01:09:35,672 'Cause even when you're here, you're not here. 1209 01:09:37,907 --> 01:09:39,976 Caroline, we really have to get going. 1210 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:42,912 Hey, Madison Avenue, lighten up. 1211 01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:44,481 All right, Jack. What do you want me to do? 1212 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,884 Not go? Not try? Not succeed? 1213 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:50,387 Of course not. I want you to succeed. And... 1214 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:57,261 You gave me some real good advice once. 1215 01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,529 So now let me give you some of mine. 1216 01:09:59,563 --> 01:10:02,566 It's real easy to forget what's important. 1217 01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:04,033 So don't. 1218 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:10,774 Jack, I'm gonna be back in less than a week. 1219 01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:12,376 Can't we please talk about this then? 1220 01:10:14,143 --> 01:10:15,645 Come on, everything's gonna be all right. 1221 01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,775 Little woman's off again, huh? 1222 01:10:45,809 --> 01:10:47,176 Shut up, Annette. 1223 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,983 Please, Megan. Please. Daddy will buy you a T-bird. 1224 01:10:54,017 --> 01:10:56,152 Okay? You want a T-bird? 1225 01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:57,621 Please. Put your bum down there, honey. Okay? 1226 01:10:57,654 --> 01:10:59,489 I know, but... 1227 01:10:59,523 --> 01:11:00,990 Ken, is she here? 1228 01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:03,760 KENNY: I think she's here now, Dad! 1229 01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:06,996 Okay, honey. Please, for Daddy. Meg, please. Okay? 1230 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,365 (DOORBELL RINGING) 1231 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,801 Hi... 1232 01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:15,972 Who are you? 1233 01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:16,940 What? 1234 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:19,008 Who are you? 1235 01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:20,844 I'm your babysitter! 1236 01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:22,779 Excuse me. 1237 01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:23,980 Wait. 1238 01:11:37,026 --> 01:11:38,328 Oh, Jack. Hi. 1239 01:11:38,362 --> 01:11:40,830 How are you? Hi, kids. 1240 01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:42,366 Remember Uncle Jinx? 1241 01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:43,800 They're big now. 1242 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:45,802 Yeah. Listen, 1243 01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:47,604 now, what this is about is it's a... 1244 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:50,540 It's a review board. Now, it's just a formality. 1245 01:11:50,574 --> 01:11:52,709 They're gonna ask you a couple of questions... 1246 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,212 Jack, if you could back me up 1247 01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:59,549 I think I can get you back on at half salary. 1248 01:11:59,583 --> 01:12:02,318 What are you talking about? You didn't say anything about half salary on the phone. 1249 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,690 Mr. Latham, Mr. Butler, you can go in now. 1250 01:12:06,723 --> 01:12:08,124 According to our records 1251 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,959 since you and your associates left, 1252 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:13,730 production in your division is off by 23 percent, 1253 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:17,233 and costs are up 19 percent. You have any explanation for that? 1254 01:12:19,569 --> 01:12:23,673 I'm a little confused here. I'm no longer with the company. 1255 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:25,274 I don't know. You might ask Mr. Latham. 1256 01:12:26,242 --> 01:12:27,444 We have. 1257 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:30,747 JACK: And? 1258 01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:33,116 I'm sorry, Jack. I covered for you guys as long as I could. 1259 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,755 You covered for us? 1260 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,357 Yeah. 1261 01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:47,130 That's a lie. That's not true. 1262 01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:50,834 Come on, Jack. 1263 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,669 Larry and Stan were in here. 1264 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,772 Now, they already admitted that I covered for them. Now, come on. 1265 01:12:55,805 --> 01:12:58,141 It's time for you to be a stand-up guy. 1266 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:04,848 Larry and Stan would say anything you wanted them to say. 1267 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,483 They need their jobs. 1268 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,886 You want me to be a stand-up guy? 1269 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,921 Okay, I'll be a stand-up guy. 1270 01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:15,892 I need my job, too, but what's going on here is wrong. 1271 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:20,564 If I did such a bad job, 1272 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:25,435 why did production go down and costs go up after you fired me? 1273 01:13:25,469 --> 01:13:27,971 Huh? Look, I don't know what this guy told you. 1274 01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:29,739 I don't know what he does with his books. 1275 01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:33,910 I'm a car maker, I make cars. 1276 01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:36,446 I'm not an accountant. 1277 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,281 But I'll tell you something. I take a lot of pride in my work. 1278 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,985 Dad. 1279 01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:44,053 Oh, no, son. Son, you're gonna have to get out of here now. 1280 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:45,889 This is a meeting. 1281 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,957 Just a minute, Alex. Daddy's talking. 1282 01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:50,059 I know it's not real popular right now, 1283 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:52,128 you know, taking pride in your work. 1284 01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:54,130 But I did, I cared. 1285 01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:55,965 You fired me for it. 1286 01:13:55,999 --> 01:13:58,602 If you ever talk to my kid like that again I'm knocking you out. 1287 01:14:08,978 --> 01:14:11,581 Forget the paper. 1288 01:14:11,615 --> 01:14:14,918 There we go. There we go. That's it. 1289 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,986 (KIDS SHOUTING) 1290 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,122 Will you forget the... 1291 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,226 (SNICKERING) 1292 01:14:34,838 --> 01:14:37,774 Schooner Tuna commercial, take 24. 1293 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:41,177 MAN: And action. 1294 01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:44,514 I'm Howard Humphries, President of Schooner Tuna. 1295 01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:47,884 All of us here, uh... Cut. Cut. 1296 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,018 MAN: Cut it! 1297 01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:51,688 Caroline! Caroline. 1298 01:14:51,721 --> 01:14:54,858 There's an emotional element missing. I... 1299 01:14:54,891 --> 01:14:56,993 Oh, for God's sakes. What does he want now, Caroline? 1300 01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:58,695 Wait a second. I'll take care of this. 1301 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:06,135 Can't you control him? 1302 01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,871 (WHISPERING) 1303 01:15:09,438 --> 01:15:11,675 Fine, fine. 1304 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,176 MAN: Okay, folks. One more time. 1305 01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:16,546 MAN 1: Quiet please! MAN 2: Speed. 1306 01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:20,516 Caroline, how about a little dinner after all this is over? 1307 01:15:20,550 --> 01:15:23,419 No, I don't think so. I'm too tired. 1308 01:15:23,452 --> 01:15:26,389 As soon as this is over I want to go back to the hotel and soak in a hot tub. 1309 01:15:26,422 --> 01:15:28,324 That's all I wanna do. 1310 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,059 That... Yeah. That sounds like a great idea. 1311 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:31,995 (BUZZER SOUNDING) 1312 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,529 MAN: Quiet! 1313 01:15:33,563 --> 01:15:35,699 Schooner Tuna commercial, take 25. 1314 01:15:38,101 --> 01:15:40,536 My fellow Americans... 1315 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,106 JACK: I actually thought I had a job there for about 30 seconds today. 1316 01:15:43,139 --> 01:15:45,174 Jack. Forget about it. 1317 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,411 The most important thing is that you didn't get fired. 1318 01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:49,779 That's right. That's right. 1319 01:15:49,813 --> 01:15:52,015 Good way to look at it, I guess. 1320 01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:56,886 Listen, you guys get in now and go. And I'm gonna get a cab. 1321 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:59,623 We sprang for dinner. You can't walk out on us now. 1322 01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:00,857 Come on, get in. 1323 01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:01,958 Where are you taking me? 1324 01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:03,126 Come on. Get in the car. 1325 01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:06,129 Got him! 1326 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:15,104 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1327 01:16:37,861 --> 01:16:39,162 (WOMEN WHOOPING) 1328 01:16:40,964 --> 01:16:42,699 Oh, my god! 1329 01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:45,669 (LAUGHS) 1330 01:16:45,702 --> 01:16:46,836 These aren't the same guys from the space shuttle, are they? 1331 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:01,317 Hey, Flash! 1332 01:17:07,724 --> 01:17:09,659 Don't look now, but I think he's looking at you. 1333 01:17:09,693 --> 01:17:10,827 No, he's... 1334 01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:14,698 Okay, okay. 1335 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,336 Bet you don't know where this has been. 1336 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:22,271 There you go. Where's he putting it? Where's he putting it? 1337 01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:25,141 No, no. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. 1338 01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:27,476 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1339 01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:29,445 Hey, wait, Flash! Wait for me! 1340 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:31,347 Hey, Joan! Hey seriously... 1341 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:35,518 We're going to jail. 1342 01:17:35,551 --> 01:17:37,153 (LAUGHING) Who cares? 1343 01:17:46,562 --> 01:17:48,664 All right, girls. 1344 01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:50,967 Next time, I'll call you. All right? 1345 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,802 Don't bother calling me. 1346 01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:54,838 Seriously, it was fun. I'll see you. 1347 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:57,340 Here. Take this. I don't think I'm gonna need it. 1348 01:17:57,373 --> 01:17:58,574 What is it? What is it? 1349 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:00,076 That dancer's telephone number. 1350 01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:01,377 (ALL CLAMORING) 1351 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,883 ANNOUNCER: Will all passengers be sure they have their baggage checked 1352 01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:08,551 before boarding the buses. 1353 01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:11,387 JACK: Annette. 1354 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:13,757 Mrs. Turner, please come to the desk. 1355 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:16,325 Will Mrs. Turner please come to the desk? 1356 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:18,027 So that's why you offered to sit with the kids. 1357 01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:20,563 (GIGGLING) 1358 01:18:20,596 --> 01:18:22,766 You knew where they were taking me, didn't you, Annette? 1359 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,034 Daddy? 1360 01:18:25,068 --> 01:18:27,236 Hi. Come on, I'm taking you guys to bed. 1361 01:18:27,270 --> 01:18:29,572 Can we call Mommy? 1362 01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:31,407 No, we can't. She's in California. 1363 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:34,110 I want to talk to Mommy, too. 1364 01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:35,411 Come on, guys. Go to bed. 1365 01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:36,880 We'll call her in the morning. 1366 01:18:36,913 --> 01:18:38,882 Well, it's only 8:30 in California. 1367 01:18:41,584 --> 01:18:43,719 Good point, Annette. All right. 1368 01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:57,600 (SIGHING) 1369 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:01,670 (WHISPERING) Okay, be very, very quiet. 1370 01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:05,074 Okay, okay. Okay. 1371 01:19:07,811 --> 01:19:11,280 Right, right around here will be fine. 1372 01:19:11,314 --> 01:19:15,084 Incidentally, I really appreciate this very, very much. 1373 01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:16,285 Oh, I'm quite sure you do. 1374 01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:25,328 DJ ON RADIO: Enjoy all the good sounds... 1375 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:32,268 * Strangers in the night 1376 01:19:33,803 --> 01:19:36,405 * Exchanging glances 1377 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:38,107 * Wondering in the night 1378 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:40,709 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1379 01:19:42,545 --> 01:19:44,247 Hello. 1380 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,649 Alex who? 1381 01:19:46,682 --> 01:19:48,351 I don't know, some guy. 1382 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,987 Let me see. 1383 01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:52,355 Is Caroline Butler there? 1384 01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:55,524 (WHISPERING) She's in the tub. Who is this? 1385 01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:57,426 It's her husband. Who the hell is this? 1386 01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:58,527 (DISCONNECTS LINE) 1387 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:13,542 Who was that on my phone? 1388 01:20:13,576 --> 01:20:15,178 Um... Wrong number. 1389 01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:16,545 (LAUGHS) 1390 01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:19,215 Ron, what are you doing? 1391 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:23,352 Well, somebody has got to pour the champagne. 1392 01:20:23,386 --> 01:20:24,820 You've been drinking, a lot, haven't you, Ron? 1393 01:20:24,854 --> 01:20:28,057 (LAUGHS) Moi? Yep, a lot. 1394 01:20:28,091 --> 01:20:30,626 I think I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, now, okay? 1395 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:33,296 Why? There're no kids to go home to tonight. 1396 01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,064 Ron, get out. 1397 01:20:35,098 --> 01:20:37,700 We could make a great team, Caroline. 1398 01:20:37,733 --> 01:20:39,802 Really? What the hell's that supposed to mean? 1399 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,138 Well, basically, you dump Jack, you marry me, 1400 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:43,239 and it's Richardson, 1401 01:20:43,272 --> 01:20:45,741 (SIGHS) Frankel and Richardson. 1402 01:20:45,774 --> 01:20:47,510 Come on, what're you trying to tell me, 1403 01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:48,878 that you're in love with me? 1404 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:51,314 (CHUCKLES) Oh, hell, no, but the client is. 1405 01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:53,349 All right, Ron, this is my official warning to you. 1406 01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:54,717 Get out! 1407 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:57,220 You are so adorable when you're angry. 1408 01:20:57,253 --> 01:20:58,554 Ron, get out. (CHUCKLES) No, I'm not kidding. 1409 01:20:58,587 --> 01:20:59,655 Ron! Oh, don't be coy! 1410 01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:00,689 (GRUNTS) 1411 01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:06,595 Oh, trying to play hard to get, huh? 1412 01:21:06,629 --> 01:21:07,897 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1413 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:11,834 Aren't you gonna answer that? 1414 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,702 That's the fourth time it's rung in the last hour. 1415 01:21:13,736 --> 01:21:14,938 Oh, do you want me to answer it? 1416 01:21:14,971 --> 01:21:16,239 Yeah. 1417 01:21:16,272 --> 01:21:18,507 Oh! Okay. Okay. Here we go! 1418 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:21,410 Hello! Okay. Nobody there, I guess. 1419 01:21:22,979 --> 01:21:24,247 (SHATTERING) 1420 01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:30,954 Oh, well, you probably want to be alone, huh? 1421 01:21:30,987 --> 01:21:34,023 Yeah, okay, good. All righty. 1422 01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:36,192 Well, you try to get some sleep now, okay? 1423 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:38,427 Don't worry. My lips are sealed. 1424 01:21:43,132 --> 01:21:46,235 WOMAN ON TV: Hmm. Won't be so bad when I get your bangs rolled. 1425 01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:49,973 Horrible. 1426 01:21:50,006 --> 01:21:52,208 I don't think I'll be called upon to defend my honor. 1427 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:53,342 WOMAN: I doubt it. 1428 01:21:58,181 --> 01:22:01,117 I promised Jack I wouldn't say anything. 1429 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:03,786 Now, remember, this is in strictest confidence. 1430 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,754 Of course! 1431 01:22:10,994 --> 01:22:12,528 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1432 01:22:39,522 --> 01:22:42,425 (DOORBELL RINGING) 1433 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,493 Oh, good. Another grownup. 1434 01:22:50,199 --> 01:22:51,767 What happened? 1435 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,037 Dad's making some minor changes. 1436 01:22:58,174 --> 01:23:00,209 Hi, Joan. 1437 01:23:00,243 --> 01:23:01,544 Just a little work around the house. 1438 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:03,246 Kenny! Don't paint your sister. 1439 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,516 Hey, Butler! Guess what! 1440 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:10,219 You had quite a burst of nervous energy last night. 1441 01:23:10,253 --> 01:23:12,188 Yeah. You should have called me. 1442 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:14,157 Hey, Butler! Yeah? 1443 01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:16,225 I think I found your problem. 1444 01:23:16,259 --> 01:23:17,726 What is it? This shoe. 1445 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,895 Oh... Kids. 1446 01:23:21,397 --> 01:23:22,698 Doris, this is a friend of mine, Joan. 1447 01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:24,067 DB. Hi. 1448 01:23:25,434 --> 01:23:28,671 Kitchen's clean. Hi, Joan. 1449 01:23:28,704 --> 01:23:30,473 I'm gonna check your basement for bugs. 1450 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,175 I sure hope I don't find any. 1451 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:36,379 I'm a little grimy and sweaty here. 1452 01:23:36,412 --> 01:23:39,014 Joan, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower. 1453 01:23:39,048 --> 01:23:41,016 You can get a drink. You know where we keep everything. 1454 01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:42,851 Or watch television. Whatever you want. 1455 01:23:49,425 --> 01:23:50,259 (HUMMING) 1456 01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:54,897 Oh, wow! 1457 01:24:07,110 --> 01:24:08,577 Hey, Jack! 1458 01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:10,779 I love what you did to the bedroom. 1459 01:24:12,948 --> 01:24:16,119 (SOFTLY) Damn. 1460 01:24:16,152 --> 01:24:18,521 Thanks. It's amazing what you can do with a Sears card. 1461 01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:20,055 That's from their safari collection. 1462 01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:27,096 You've got a problem. 1463 01:24:28,631 --> 01:24:29,732 Okay. 1464 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:34,737 All right. 1465 01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:37,473 A, she's an attractive woman. 1466 01:24:39,508 --> 01:24:42,845 B, she wants you, Jack. 1467 01:24:43,646 --> 01:24:45,314 She wants you bad. 1468 01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:47,416 C... 1469 01:24:49,285 --> 01:24:51,086 I don't even want to think about C. 1470 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:52,988 D... 1471 01:24:55,691 --> 01:25:00,296 Kenny would talk. Alex... Alex would be okay. 1472 01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:02,030 Kenny would talk. He'd crack. 1473 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,115 M, I'm a free agent. 1474 01:25:20,149 --> 01:25:22,818 N, I could be in the middle of it, 1475 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,487 I could have a heart attack. 1476 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:27,523 I could die. Caroline walks in, sees me there. 1477 01:25:27,556 --> 01:25:29,292 I die and get caught. 1478 01:25:30,293 --> 01:25:31,227 Joan? 1479 01:25:32,027 --> 01:25:33,128 Caroline! 1480 01:25:33,162 --> 01:25:34,530 What are you doing in my bedroom? 1481 01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:36,799 Huh? 1482 01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,202 This is my bedroom, isn't it? 1483 01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:42,971 Yeah. 1484 01:25:43,005 --> 01:25:44,540 What are you doing here? 1485 01:25:47,075 --> 01:25:48,577 Is it too early for a drink? 1486 01:25:49,578 --> 01:25:51,079 All right, Y... 1487 01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:55,184 Why did I get rid of that woobie? 1488 01:25:57,253 --> 01:25:59,021 Z, 1489 01:25:59,054 --> 01:26:02,491 you're not going to do anything. 1490 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:04,760 'Cause you, my friend, are in love with your wife. 1491 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:09,632 Joan... Jack. 1492 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,235 Caroline? Well, now that we have the names straight. 1493 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:14,837 Would you mind explaining to me why I come all the way home to talk to you 1494 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:16,972 and I find another woman in our room? 1495 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:20,042 Oh, look who's talking. I called your hotel. 1496 01:26:20,075 --> 01:26:22,678 Richardson answers the phone, and I hear champagne chilling 1497 01:26:22,711 --> 01:26:23,912 in the background? 1498 01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:26,181 You heard that? Aha! 1499 01:26:26,215 --> 01:26:28,517 Now, I'd appreciate it if you just don't talk to me right now 1500 01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:30,486 because I'm doing my best to calm down. 1501 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:31,887 (DOORBELL RINGING) All right? 1502 01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,556 Excuse me. I have a household to run. 1503 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,525 (GASPS) Oh, Jack! 1504 01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:42,898 Oh, Jack. I'm in a lot of trouble. 1505 01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:44,199 Look. I'm not talking to you! 1506 01:26:44,233 --> 01:26:47,169 No, no, please. Listen to me. 1507 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,605 I cut the department to the bone and they caught me. 1508 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:51,974 I've gotta have you back. I'll do anything. 1509 01:26:52,775 --> 01:26:54,677 Dad, is Mommy home? 1510 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:57,280 Not now, kid! I'm talking here! 1511 01:26:57,313 --> 01:26:59,081 I warned you, Jinx. 1512 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:01,617 Oh! 1513 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:02,918 Gee! One punch. 1514 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:06,021 You want a company car? 1515 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:08,924 Caroline! Ooh, I've caught you at a bad time here. 1516 01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:11,226 Hey. Don't hit me, Jack. I like what you've done with the place. 1517 01:27:11,260 --> 01:27:12,595 Gonna get a new tube. 1518 01:27:12,628 --> 01:27:14,363 Ron! Caroline. 1519 01:27:14,397 --> 01:27:16,265 I'm begging you. 1520 01:27:16,299 --> 01:27:18,233 Humphries' gonna pull the whole account unless you come back to work. 1521 01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,636 I told this guy last night 10 times that I quit! 1522 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:22,638 What'd he do, make a pass? 1523 01:27:22,671 --> 01:27:24,940 I just got a little out of hand. And she belted me. 1524 01:27:25,974 --> 01:27:28,043 You quit your job? 1525 01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:29,878 I didn't like that job. I'm gonna get another job, a better one. 1526 01:27:29,912 --> 01:27:31,914 Anyway, I miss my family. 1527 01:27:31,947 --> 01:27:33,782 I thought you loved that job. 1528 01:27:33,816 --> 01:27:35,217 Thanks. How about three days at the office 1529 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,485 and two days at home? Thanks. 1530 01:27:36,519 --> 01:27:38,086 (CHATTERING) 1531 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,389 Jack, will you listen to me? 1532 01:27:40,423 --> 01:27:42,391 Management wants you back. 1533 01:27:42,425 --> 01:27:43,992 Jack. 1534 01:27:44,026 --> 01:27:45,461 Thanks. Basement's clean. 1535 01:27:45,494 --> 01:27:47,430 Okay. Oh, thanks. 1536 01:27:47,463 --> 01:27:50,433 Look, he's offering me full salary and a company car. What do you think? 1537 01:27:50,466 --> 01:27:52,234 Are you kidding? Take it. Okay look, Bert, 1538 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:54,102 tell him I don't make a move without Larry and Stan. 1539 01:27:54,136 --> 01:27:55,771 He doesn't make a move without Larry and Stan. 1540 01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:57,773 Oh, you got a deal. 1541 01:27:57,806 --> 01:27:59,007 Who are Larry and Stan? Thanks. 1542 01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:05,781 You really hit him? 1543 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:07,350 Don't you think I know how to take care of myself? 1544 01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:11,587 Hurt your hand? 1545 01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:12,621 No. 1546 01:28:15,190 --> 01:28:16,492 Missed you. 1547 01:28:18,627 --> 01:28:19,995 I missed you, too. 1548 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:27,135 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1549 01:28:27,169 --> 01:28:29,538 My fellow Americans, 1550 01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:32,508 I am Howard Humphries, President of Schooner Tuna. 1551 01:28:32,541 --> 01:28:35,444 All of us here at Schooner Tuna sympathize 1552 01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:39,715 with those of you hit so hard by these trying economic times. 1553 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:43,519 In order to help you, we are reducing the price of Schooner Tuna 1554 01:28:43,552 --> 01:28:46,121 by 50 cents a can. 1555 01:28:46,154 --> 01:28:49,492 When this crisis is over we will go back to our regular prices. 1556 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:53,496 Until then, remember, we're all in this together. 1557 01:28:53,529 --> 01:28:56,264 Schooner Tuna, the tuna with a heart. 1558 01:28:59,768 --> 01:29:01,336 (ALL CLAMORING)